1 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:49,333 Enough! Give me back the house keys. 2 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:52,291 I even come to wake you up in the morning! 3 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:56,000 - I have to wash the sheets now - There is no need. 4 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:59,500 - The ink goes away by itself. - I shit in my pants. 5 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:03,916 You should've imagined. You said you feel things before they happen, huh? 6 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:07,333 When you shit in your pants, you notice a half hour later? 7 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:13,708 You don't have premonitions. You're afraid! Where'd you like to live? 8 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:17,875 - On the landing. - You have a fixation. 9 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,625 - It's not an illness. - Yes, I have pantophobia. 10 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:24,500 - The fear of pants? - No, the fear of everything. 11 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:29,583 I sense danger ahead of time. Susanna says I have ESP. 12 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:33,375 You believe everything she says, because you hang on to her words! 13 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:36,708 - Don't worry. - How can we be serene? 14 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:40,875 Our life is full of homicides, massacres, mysterious deaths. 15 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:44,541 Don't read the papers. You're tense. 16 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:49,625 You don't even relax in the john. I read "Mickey Mouse" and laugh. 17 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:53,375 - Do you read in the bathroom? - No. I shit by heart. 18 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:59,958 Your attention, please. Don't cross the yellow line. 19 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:03,375 He said you must not cross the yellow line. 20 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,583 Not even with your nose! 21 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,958 You see? Twentieth Century Fox presents 22 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:12,458 "It Doesn't Take Much to Have a Good Laugh!" 23 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,583 Lucky you! 24 00:06:57,791 --> 00:07:02,041 Thanks. Carla, you're still here? Didn't you have a phone installed? 25 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:06,875 No. If I didn't answer my clients' calls here, I could close shop. 26 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:11,166 - Carla, how's life going? - Fine. Soon you won't see me again. 27 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:14,875 - I'm opening up a dry cleaners shop. - Aren't you a stenographer? 28 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:18,583 Yes, but when I presented myself as a stenographer, 29 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:22,833 the director said, "Get undressed", for only 150,000 liras a month. 30 00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:26,000 So I thought I'd undress professionally. 31 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:29,958 - Now I earn 150,000 liras a day! - Why don't we do her profession? 32 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:35,041 - You need a certain something. - Good morning, accountant! 33 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:41,416 - Some bicarbonate soda, please. - That's how he has breakfast. 34 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:44,916 He hasn't digested his spitefulness probably. 35 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:49,625 - He pretends he doesn't know me. - So, Mr. Tripodi... 36 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:54,125 Yes. He gives it all he's got, but has the instinct to hit. 37 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:57,625 I got a lot of beatings in the life. 38 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:01,916 - Got that? Mr. Tripodi... - Guys, it's late. Bye, Carla. 39 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:04,708 - I must have my coffee! - We'll get a head start. 40 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:08,375 Luciano, excuse me. "Where is Waterloo". 6 letters. 41 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:10,583 What is Waterloo? 42 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:15,000 Maybe a fountain that lost the war. 43 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,250 Lino, wait! 44 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:23,458 - You wanted to knock her up, huh? - That girl? Of course not! 45 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:27,958 Right! You have a platonic love with Susanna that satisfies you. 46 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:32,916 Isn't a healthy distraction with your hands better? 47 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:37,041 Isn't it more fun? For me, life is one big entertainment! 48 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:41,041 You know who'll get the first joke of the day? 49 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,333 Morassi! Let's go. 50 00:08:43,541 --> 00:08:48,166 Keep up the good work here! We transporters start later! 51 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:53,708 If I tell you what happened with Edwige, we'll be up all night! 52 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:57,583 - Don't tell us about it. - Luckily she's never on time! 53 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:01,625 - Otherwise, she'd have met Sabrina. - Who is she? 54 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,625 Another girl who is crazy about me! 55 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,791 - What is this joke coming? - Here he is. 56 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:09,791 My God! 57 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:17,875 This one is all worn out! 58 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:22,291 - Tripodi is coming! Go to the side. - Kick inside the goalpost! 59 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,916 If you keep on wasting time, I'll fine you. 60 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:28,166 Don't complain if the pay check is lighter. 61 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:32,416 - Persichetti, come here a minute. - Yes. 62 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:37,166 You're distracted. In the last delivery you left 2 boxes in the van. 63 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:40,666 It must not happen again! Get the delivery papers, come to my office. 64 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:47,208 Guys, are you ready? One, two, and three! 65 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:59,250 No. I... Look... 66 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,208 Great friend! 67 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:06,750 Good morning, Mr. Ubaldi. Were you looking for me? 68 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,083 - Yes. - Please, come. 69 00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:13,500 Mr. Ubaldi... 70 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:19,125 I wanted to say that I received another union complaint. 71 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:23,750 They keep on asking for you to be fired. 72 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,958 I don't know what to answer anymore. 73 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:30,125 Can't you try being less... finicky! 74 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,875 No, damn it! 75 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:36,541 As head of the legal office you come here once in a while. 76 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:40,500 You're not in close contact with those loafers. 77 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:45,708 In the courtrooms and in your private office, you see many delinquents. 78 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:49,291 But believe me, these aren't any better. 79 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:53,375 I feel like a warden in a penitentiary. 80 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,291 Come in! 81 00:10:55,500 --> 00:11:00,625 Here's a great one. Give me the papers to sign, Persichetti. 82 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:04,666 Let's try to respect the schedule, please. 83 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,666 Naturally... 84 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,583 - Do you have a pen, Persichetti? - Here it is, sir. 85 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,750 Persichetti! 86 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:27,916 - This is the last straw! - Maybe not. There may be more. 87 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:32,333 - Imbecile! - Am I speaking in Turkish? 88 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:37,458 I just told you about the unions. How can you prove it's a provocation? 89 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:41,916 You asked him for a pen. Change your tone, please. 90 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:46,666 I won't change a thing! You change. Is that clear? 91 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,666 Very clear. 92 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,125 If you want, I'll give my handkerchief. 93 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:04,250 Persichetti, go away! Go away, Persichetti. 94 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,916 Go away. 95 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,541 It squirted in his mouth. His teeth were all blue! 96 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:13,791 - You could have told me. - What kind of joke would it be? 97 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,666 Conclude with the Moda Sport salesgirl. Tomorrow they bury her. 98 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,041 - It hurts! - What? 99 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,666 I have a headache as if I'd received a blow. 100 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,875 It's strange. 101 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,875 What a blow! 102 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,375 - Me? - Who? Me? 103 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:40,541 - Oh, the one I got earlier? - You just hit your head. 104 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:45,125 - You noticed it now? - And you? You noticed it earlier? 105 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:48,083 You look like you're crazy! 106 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:51,958 Persichetti, I checked the gas and the speedometer. 107 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:55,708 If I find out you take the van for personal use, I'll report you! 108 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:59,083 Know what's the difference between Tripodi's face and an ass? 109 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,500 There isn't any! 110 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:21,583 - We've already met. - Lino, let's work! 111 00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:26,916 - Will you help us unload? - I have a store full of customers! 112 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:31,625 - Just a moment. - Let's hurry. The customers... 113 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:35,166 There's this other one... He can't see anything, Lino! 114 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:38,416 - Will you guide me? - I'll guide you! 115 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,250 Watch out for the store step! 116 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,291 Go! Go! 117 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:49,750 Darn you! You put me on the bus! 118 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,500 - Do boxes pay? - Yes, but shitheads don't. 119 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,125 Get tickets only for the boxes! 120 00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:06,541 Do you have the premonition that we'll run out of gas? 121 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:09,916 - No. I'm going up to Susanna's.. - Today too? 122 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:13,958 Her husband is curing me. I can't buy Serenol without a prescription. 123 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:18,791 I see. He gives you medicines for the depression you get 124 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,916 because you can't screw his wife. How long has this been going on? 125 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:27,875 I've known her since we were kids. She introduced her husband one day 126 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,500 and I remained the family friend who never did a thing. 127 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:35,791 You'll never do anything if you don't decide. Pounce on top of her. 128 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,583 I get blocked. I once was alone with her. 129 00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,791 - We were in the dark. - What did you say to her? 130 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,625 I showed her my fluorescent watch. 131 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:48,333 - Nothing else? - No. 132 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:53,541 She is convinced that you have great supernatural powers. 133 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,000 Did you perform some miracle with her? 134 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:59,875 No. One day we were at her home and the phone rang. 135 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:05,333 I tried guessing who it was. That day I guessed them all. 136 00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:09,333 Since then... She writes for a parapsychology magazine. 137 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:13,458 She looked at me strangely... more interested. I went along with her. 138 00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:18,291 - No, you didn't. - Her beauty intimidates me. 139 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,000 What are you lacking? You too, in your own way... 140 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,708 If I press charges against my dad and my mom, I'll win. 141 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,500 Hurry, or we'll be late at the cafeteria. 142 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:30,666 I'll go do nothing, and return! Wait. 143 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,208 Come in. The door is open. 144 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:44,291 - Did you bring tongue, too? - I never go out without it. 145 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,541 Luciano! Sorry. I thought it was the butcher's boy. 146 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,250 Why are you here? The dinner is tonight. 147 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,458 Your birthday begins this morning! 148 00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:56,541 You are so sweet! Excuse me. I must prepare everything now. 149 00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:00,208 In the afternoon, I'm going to a parapsychology conference, 150 00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:04,791 presided by Bolinski. - Seriously? 151 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,166 - What is he? - You don't know? 152 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:12,875 He is an authority in experimental metapsychology. 153 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:17,458 It's the first time he can leave his country. Know where Ukraine is? 154 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:21,166 How can I know where you put things, if you don't remember? 155 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,625 Come on! It is a region of Russia. 156 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,000 I hadn't understood. 157 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:32,083 Excuse me. I studied at San Filippo, almost a reformatory. 158 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,875 All my companions were delinquents. 159 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:39,000 I quit studying early, and was never good in geography. 160 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:44,750 I thought that the Saint Bernard was a 1,400 meter dog. 161 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:50,083 Your difficult childhood increased your sensitivity. 162 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:53,708 I'd like to take you with me to the conference 163 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,666 as an esp person. - Yes. 164 00:16:56,875 --> 00:17:00,916 By the way, something strange happened to me today. 165 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,458 I felt a sudden pain before receiving the blow. 166 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:07,958 Amazing! So it's as I say. 167 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:12,583 We must never leave each other again. Bolinski says it, too. 168 00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:18,375 Did your husband talk to Bolinski? I enjoy being with you. 169 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:22,708 - I wanted to tell you that I... - I'm going to the hospital. 170 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,541 - I think I'm coming too! - Are you hurt? 171 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:29,875 It's nothing. He created my intelligence line that I didn't have. 172 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:34,125 You recuperated some spirit. Disinfect it and put a band-aid. 173 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,875 Goodbye. 174 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,625 Today Luciano had another one of his anticipated reflexes. 175 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:43,291 Again? I think it's just a case of neurovegetative dystonia. 176 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:47,875 No. He had a precognition. It's a classic case of esp! 177 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,583 - Can one recover? - I hope not. 178 00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:55,875 ESP, Extra Sensory Perception. You have esp powers. 179 00:17:56,083 --> 00:18:00,125 Susanna, why do you insist on always involving Luciano? 180 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:05,625 Don't give him the responsibility of being a sort of clairvoyant. 181 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:09,291 Only antibiotics exist for him. 182 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,000 - Do you have Serenol? - Yes. 183 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,250 Take four a day and the premonitions will go away. 184 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,208 When you finish it, I'll make out a new prescription. 185 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:22,416 For me, the telekinesis is just a television program. 186 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,500 Bye, love. 187 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,416 Bye. 188 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:32,791 Susanna, it's late. Lino is waiting for me downstairs. I must go. 189 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,208 - I wanted to tell you... - What? 190 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,500 - To say hello to Bolinski. - Oh! Thanks. 191 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,750 The doctor said I am weak. 192 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:49,125 He said I must nourish myself and cut my sex life in half. 193 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:52,708 - Aren't 8 hours a day too much? - If your arm resists... 194 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:56,875 - How did it go with Susanna? - As usual. 195 00:18:57,083 --> 00:19:00,375 But this time, besides a broken heart, I've an injured hand. 196 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:05,541 I'll make you have a good time. We'll see if you remain immobile. 197 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:09,291 What joke did you organize? Goat shit in the place of olives? 198 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,166 - No, a joke for Tripodi. - Be quiet. He's in front of us. 199 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,416 - I came here on purpose. - What do you want to do? 200 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,750 See? 201 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,500 - This 50,000 lira bill seems normal. - Instead? 202 00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:27,166 It's not. It's printed on a special magician's paper. 203 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,375 - When in contact with human heat... - What happens? 204 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,375 Look. 205 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,250 - Is that 50,000 lira bill yours? - Which one? 206 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,083 The one that fell from your pocket. 207 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,416 Oh, yes. Thank you, Persichetti. 208 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:15,291 Damn delinquents! 209 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:18,291 Tripodi is on fire! 210 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,708 The flames are coming out from his ass! 211 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,666 I've a date with the salesgirl tonight. Why don't you come? 212 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,000 - I'll have her bring a friend. - No. I've Susanna's birthday party. 213 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:41,416 - Ok, do as you please. - Wait for me a minute. 214 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:46,791 - I'm going to buy a gift. - Ok, I'll take the van back. 215 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,208 This morning I took this letter for you, and forgot to give it. 216 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,541 It's a promissory note I have to pay to Gustavelli. 217 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,708 - Who is he? - A swindler. See you tomorrow. 218 00:20:57,916 --> 00:21:00,416 - Hurry. They're closing. - Take the van. 219 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:07,000 Your attention, please. 220 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:10,958 Customers are kindly asked to hasten their purchases 221 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,041 because the department store is closing in five minutes. 222 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:49,208 What is it? I've a heart problem. I'm afraid of the dark. 223 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,541 Hey! Open! Isn't there an alarm? Where is it? 224 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:56,666 Hey! The elevator is stuck. Open! 225 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,791 Giovanni, turn off the lights. We're going home. 226 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,541 Open. I'll give you all I have! 227 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,916 You're not very lucky. I don't have one lira. 228 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,541 Isn't anyone here? They all left. 229 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:23,833 Wait! It's 8:12 and it looks like a desert. 230 00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:28,083 Wouldn't you know I'd get the oasis? Where's the exit? 231 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:31,375 No! You already fooled me. The stairs... 232 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,791 Don't shoot! I'm not a thief. 233 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,125 I'm stuck in the elevator. I'm unarmed! 234 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,833 Please, move the gun... 235 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:50,041 Oh, God! He hit his head! Did you hurt yourself? 236 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:53,000 Come, I'll help you. Get up! 237 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,875 What is going on? 238 00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:01,125 Did a doctor see you? It's not normal. 239 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:06,041 It's a mannequin! Go drop dead! 240 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:10,125 I give up! Don't shoot! 241 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,250 Is it the rats' squad car? 242 00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:20,541 If I don't leave right away, Big Jim will come with a helicopter 243 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:24,583 and lock me up in Barbie's house. My Serenol! 244 00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:29,166 The phone! Someone call. They realized I am here. 245 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:32,500 Where is the phone? I think on the floor below. 246 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,250 Hello! Hello! 247 00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:50,416 Hello! I'm the guardian angel. 248 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:53,833 Mr. Angel, you who are the guardian, come get me. 249 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:57,125 I'm stuck in the elevator... What? Guardian angel? 250 00:23:57,333 --> 00:24:00,750 In person. I know what will happen in the upcoming days. 251 00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:03,250 I wanted to advise you that you'll die of fright. 252 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:06,708 End of joke. Tell me who you are and get me out of here! 253 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:10,500 I am the guardian angel. Do you think I'm joking? 254 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:14,375 You'll have proof that I'm serious with the first corpse. 255 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:18,541 - Corpse? What corpse? - The one belonging to Gustavelli. 256 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,291 They'll find him in your basement with a busted skull. 257 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:25,875 I can feel your terror racing on the telephone line, 258 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:29,875 but don't get too scared, or what will you do? 259 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,458 Just a moment! 260 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:35,791 Hello! 261 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,750 Hello! 262 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:52,958 What an idiotic joke! Gustavelli's body in my basement. 263 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:56,041 If he wanted to scare me, he was successful. 264 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:03,291 Did I take too many? I must find the exit. 265 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:09,208 Good thing it's full of bikes! I'll get there sooner. 266 00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,750 Go! Let's go! 267 00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,666 So many holes! 268 00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:17,875 How long is this Rinascente? 269 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,916 Do I have a flat tire? 270 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:28,041 I'll continue walking. You can't trust vehicles. 271 00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:31,416 Even if a find a taxi, I won't catch it. 272 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:36,375 My brain is all messed up. I don't understand jack shit. 273 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:40,083 I walk and walk, and am still at the Rinascente? 274 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:48,750 Is it another elevator? Ground floor, please. 275 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,875 - Coming at 6... - The bed closed again. 276 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,375 It's a trap. I bought one for my father-in-law 277 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:03,000 and every night at midnight it snaps shut. 278 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:07,041 If we forget him inside, he'll starve to death. 279 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:11,083 Did I sleep standing in the closet? 280 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:16,041 Darn! This mannequin is really ugly! 281 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:23,583 The study presented by Professor Bolinski 282 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:27,916 shows how individuals that have an inferior intellect 283 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:32,083 are more inclined to extra sensorial perception. 284 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:36,250 Hello! It's you, Luciano! 285 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:40,625 - Excuse me. I was detained. - In the assembly? 286 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:44,500 No, in an elevator. They even played a phone prank on me. 287 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:48,083 A strange voice said that I'd find a corpse in my basement. 288 00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:53,416 It could be one of your premonitions. Wait a minute. 289 00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:55,625 - Hi. - Hi, love. 290 00:26:55,833 --> 00:27:00,458 - It's Paolo. He just got back. - Is it Luciano? 291 00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:06,166 - Understand? - Did he have another premonition? 292 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:11,291 - How do you know? - I'm beginning to have them, too. 293 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:15,541 I foresee that if you don’t stop with this nonsense, 294 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:20,291 Luciano should put on a strait jacket. 295 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,791 I don't understand. I calm him down, and you agitate him. 296 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:27,375 Luciano, let's talk about it later. 297 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:29,625 - Try coming here. - I foresee that he can. 298 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,375 - Bye. See you later. - Alright. Bye. 299 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:35,875 - What did she say? - That maybe it was a premonition. 300 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:39,541 - What's that mean? - That I called myself on the phone. 301 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:42,750 - Wasn't it busy? - What an idiot! 302 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:47,208 The voice said that Gustavelli died in my basement. I'm afraid. 303 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,375 Why don't you call Gustavelli? 304 00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:54,291 He hates me because I paid him a promissory note at the notary's. 305 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:59,208 - I can't ask him if he's dead! - He'll tell you to drop dead! 306 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:02,416 - You compliment each other. - Miss Carla, good morning. 307 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:06,208 Why do you call me "Miss"? How can he be so shy? 308 00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:09,750 Luciano is the only guy who didn't put his hands on my ass. 309 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:14,958 - It's because there's no room. - Put the hat there. 310 00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:18,041 - A sombrero is better. - Very funny! 311 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:21,250 - Two coffees, please. - I'll have a chamomile tea, thanks. 312 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:24,916 The two coffees are for me. I need them. 313 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:27,458 - Hello! Carla, it's for you. - Who is it? 314 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:31,208 - Mr. Vanzetti. - Tell him I'm not here. He's crazy! 315 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:35,833 He wants to make love at the cemetery, or in an explosive factory. 316 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:39,833 There's nobody left who wants to make love normally. 317 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:43,750 Today people don't have fun with these things. 318 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:47,708 They prefer watching TV. Children are born tv-dazed. 319 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:53,375 - You don't have children? - I'm not married or engaged. 320 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:56,291 Why didn't you ever look for me? 321 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,833 Maybe it's as you say, I'm too shy. 322 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:02,541 We can make amends right away. 323 00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:06,083 - What's wrong? Don't you feel well? - Huh? No. 324 00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,916 You look at me like a goldfish in a bowl. 325 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:13,333 No. Last night I had a strange adventure. 326 00:29:13,541 --> 00:29:18,708 I slept badly and feel tired. I don't know if I can work. 327 00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:23,500 My batteries are dead and the engine has gone off. 328 00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:35,875 NANDO BANCHETTI SPORTS ELEGANCE 329 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:41,208 Is this a racket or a frame for a photograph? 330 00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:43,333 How does it look on me? 331 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,458 - Lino, should I take them all? - Unload two. I'll do the rest. 332 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:52,541 I've a butterfly collection. 333 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,666 Or do you like Chinese prints? I have everything at home! 334 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:21,375 - I cook great dishes. Will you come? - I am married. 335 00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:27,125 Lino, it's an idiotic joke! Come on! 336 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:32,375 It was too heavy. 337 00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:36,875 They all broke. What'll we tell the cafeteria? 338 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:39,583 Leave him to me! 339 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:46,708 I'll break a bone for every plate you broke! 340 00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:50,000 Just a moment. Some are all in one piece. 341 00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:53,375 Can we use this to save my nose? 342 00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:56,083 Then let's start from the head! 343 00:30:57,458 --> 00:31:00,833 - Then we'll continue! - I've nothing to do with it. 344 00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:05,625 My friend always plays jokes. He is thirty, and still plays! 345 00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:09,541 The handcuff joke is funny, but... 346 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,500 Are you real policemen? 347 00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:16,666 I don't think this is a joke. Lino! 348 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:19,583 Yes, I know him. He's Gustavelli. 349 00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:22,208 He's dead, huh? They killed him. 350 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:24,500 Then it's not a joke. 351 00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:27,291 Hello! What? 352 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:30,125 A bomb? A time bomb? 353 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,291 Evacuate the area. 354 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:37,625 Today the explosive disposal experts received eight calls. 355 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:41,583 So... What is it? 356 00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:45,541 - Serenol. Want some? - Yes, thanks. I finished mine. 357 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:49,750 Help yourself, go ahead. Have some. 358 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:52,666 Thanks. I'll save these for later. 359 00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:57,166 Hello! Yes. Chief Luisetti. 360 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,000 What? A massacre? 361 00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:05,500 You call three deaths a massacre in times like these? 362 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:09,541 It's not my area. Advise Chief Travaglini. 363 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:14,041 Hello! Brain? 364 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:19,750 You can't find the brain? The cat must have eaten it! 365 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:23,666 Yes, make me zucchini. See you later, Mom. 366 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,708 So! 367 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:30,666 Oh, yes. So... 368 00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:35,666 Gustavelli's body was in your basement. 369 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:39,083 You say you've nothing to do with it, right? 370 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:43,500 Exactly, Chief. What reason had I to kill him? 371 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:47,500 72 good reasons. Here they are. 372 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:52,208 72 promissory notes signed by Persichetti Luciano for 5,000 liras, 373 00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:57,625 for a total of 310.000 liras. They were in the dead man's safe. 374 00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:00,125 Tell the truth, Persichetti. 375 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:04,333 Did the dead man blackmail you? 376 00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:08,541 No, he swindled me. He gave me a used 600. 377 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:11,958 We have no record of you owning a car! 378 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:15,500 It's always been in the garage. The motor gave out right away. 379 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,958 Give me another pill. 380 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,500 Yes. 381 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:34,458 It's crazy. Killing a man for 310,000 liras. 382 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:37,125 I don't know if you're a monster or an idiot. 383 00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:40,916 Chief, someone wants to frame me. 384 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:44,125 I can't have killed him. I have an alibi! 385 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:48,250 Last night I didn't go to Susanna's birthday party. 386 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:52,250 Oh, you didn't go... Is that your alibi? 387 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:56,875 - Isn't it enough? - Let's go on, or I'll go crazy. 388 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:59,708 You said you didn't go in the basement. 389 00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:03,500 I would go to the basement knowing Gustavelli's body was there? 390 00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:09,000 - Did you know about the body? - Yes. Didn't I tell you? 391 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,208 - I was advised. - By whom? 392 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:15,250 I received a phone call at the department store around midnight. 393 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,625 The department store at midnight is closed! 394 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:23,416 But that is my alibi, Chief. 395 00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:27,833 I understand. I'm going crazy. 396 00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:32,958 Let's see. To create an alibi, you don't go to the party, 397 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:36,375 and go to the department store which is closed! 398 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:40,750 Who did you talk to? Give me another pill before answering. 399 00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:42,875 Who did you talk to? 400 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,250 With my guardian angel. Chief, they will be bad for you! 401 00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:59,083 With him personally? There are many imitators around. 402 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:04,083 Yes, he said he was the guardian angel. Do you believe me, Chief? 403 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:08,958 Many strange things have happened to me in my life. 404 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:12,125 Once a murderer said he killed his wife 405 00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:15,208 because Saint Joseph ordered him to do so. 406 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:19,291 A thief told me that the receiver who bought the stuff was the Pope. 407 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:23,208 The guardian angel story is new to me. 408 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:28,583 But it's not funny, and I hope you don't expect me to believe you. 409 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:32,666 Persichetti! We are not the Anti-Mafia Commission here! 410 00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:36,708 Chief, he tells me that they'll kill Gustavelli, 411 00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:39,791 and you insinuate that I'm the culprit? 412 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000 I was locked up in the department store all night. 413 00:35:43,791 --> 00:35:48,625 If you find just one person who believes this story, 414 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:52,500 I'll have surgery done in Casablanca and become a policewoman. 415 00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:55,625 Yes, Chief Luisetti. 416 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:09,708 It's incredible. 417 00:36:09,916 --> 00:36:15,541 It seems that someone last night snuck into the department store. 418 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Don't worry, Chief. 419 00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:23,291 If you have the operation, no one will bust your balls anymore. 420 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,333 You'd do so, even in that case. 421 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:30,791 - Come with me. - I'm coming. 422 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,958 Where are we going? 423 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:36,875 We have continuous control with the surveillance cameras. 424 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:41,333 In each room of the department store one is always on. 425 00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:47,333 - That's me, Chief. - Quiet, Persichetti. Wait. 426 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:55,666 - That's me. - It's dark. It could be anyone. 427 00:36:55,875 --> 00:37:00,041 Without lighting, we can't see much on the surveillance cameras. 428 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:04,125 But I spent the night in there. 429 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:08,041 - You think I don't know. It's me. - Right. 430 00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:12,541 - It looks just like you. - "Just"? It is me! 431 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:16,291 I have a typical Greek nose. It looks like a column. 432 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:26,458 Without a doubt, it's you. Go home and remain at disposal. 433 00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:30,375 But isn't anyone at my disposal? 434 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:35,666 With a murderer who's upset with me going around, I should be calm? 435 00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:38,083 You're not investigating on who called? 436 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:42,666 We'll investigate and see if this guardian angel exists. 437 00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:47,083 Even if I have to call the Almighty from the Vatican switchboard. 438 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:53,041 What are we toasting to? The worst day of my life? 439 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:56,666 Today you went through terrible moments, 440 00:37:56,875 --> 00:38:00,791 but in some way you had already sensed them, right? 441 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,375 Then let's toast to a happier tomorrow, 442 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:09,291 to your know-how in the paragnost field. Alright? 443 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,458 Or to your paranoid disturbances. 444 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:17,000 Each time something interests me, it's always nonsense to you! 445 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:21,666 Pythagoras, Plato, Kant and Schopenhauer were all idiots? 446 00:38:21,916 --> 00:38:27,333 No, but there are many visionaries. Many mediums have hernias 447 00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:30,791 from holding up tables with their knees! 448 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:34,125 I have premonitions. Will I get a brain hernia? 449 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:38,625 Why not? Imagination plays ugly tricks sometimes. 450 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:43,333 You see a fly and think a helicopter is assaulting you. 451 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:46,000 Let's toast to the things we believe in. 452 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:49,916 Re-incarnation, transfer and parapsychology. 453 00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:53,000 Santa Claus, Little Red Riding Hood and the stork. 454 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:57,958 Paolo, don't do that. I somewhat believe in re-incarnation. 455 00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:01,500 In my past life I must have been a salmon. 456 00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:05,875 When I take a shower, I feel like swimming against the current. 457 00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:09,916 Instead of "re-incarnated", I has "re-fished". 458 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:13,000 Excuse me, Paolo. She talks about premonition, 459 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:17,958 but I really received a phone call. What should I do? 460 00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:23,166 Take a nice vacation and fix up your nerves. You're breaking down. 461 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:27,375 - A nervous breakdown? - Yes. 462 00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:30,458 Why do you treat him like the village idiot? 463 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:34,916 Me? You keep on saying he has esp! 464 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:37,750 - Alright. I'm going. - Are you angry? 465 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,375 I am on duty at the hospital. Have a nice evening. 466 00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:43,458 - Bye. - Bye. 467 00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:48,375 This always happens. Each time we talk... 468 00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:51,500 We only get along in bed. 469 00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:55,541 We don't understand each other. He only believes what he touches. 470 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:57,958 In bed? 471 00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:00,583 Maybe I made a mistake in marrying him. 472 00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:04,625 Too bad he isn't like you one little bit! 473 00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:08,500 - He was lucky, huh? - I meant the personality. 474 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,208 Luciano, you are a wonderful man. 475 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:19,416 You never get angry, you're so sweet. And you predict the future! 476 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:25,041 I don't know about the future, but I can say what's about to happen. 477 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,916 - What? - Someone will kiss you. 478 00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:35,125 I forgot my cigarettes. Don't badmouth me, huh? Bye. 479 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:40,458 Bye. See? You predictions always come true! 480 00:40:40,666 --> 00:40:45,125 Let's do a small experiment. Concentrate very hard. 481 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:47,750 - Tell me what you see now. - I see a woman. 482 00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:52,125 - How is she dressed? - She's over there. She's coming. 483 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:58,541 I'm glad to see you. Sorry I'm late, but I found traffic. 484 00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:02,041 - Did we have an appointment? - Didn't you call me? 485 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:07,041 - No. Must be one of Lino's jokes. - Do you have esp? 486 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:10,000 - I don't... - She deals with levitation. 487 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:14,583 - He raises... tables. - She works in the factory, too? 488 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:19,000 No, she is free-lance. Miss Carla, I didn't call you. 489 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,916 Are you looking for an excuse because you met her? 490 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,500 Me? Of course not. 491 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:27,083 - My name is Carla. - Susanna. 492 00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:30,083 Don't worry. I'll leave you right away. 493 00:41:30,291 --> 00:41:35,125 This restaurant is part of the chain the Arabs bought. 494 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:37,833 What do you think about the Middle East position? 495 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:39,916 I never tried it. 496 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:44,458 Excuse me. We are celebrating a tragedy that happened to me. 497 00:41:44,666 --> 00:41:48,041 I see. Excuse me. Goodbye. 498 00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:50,291 Bye... Goodbye. 499 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,500 Bye. 500 00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:55,208 Sorry, I barely know her. 501 00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:59,416 Don't justify yourself. You have a right to a private life. 502 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:03,375 - But... it's a questionable choice. - Yes, but it's strange. 503 00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:06,958 Excuse me, sir, we must close. The bill. 504 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:10,583 You bring it without a hood over your face and a machine gun? 505 00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:13,541 You ordered the best champagne. 506 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:16,750 It was Roosevelt, Churchill and De Gaulle's favorite label. 507 00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:21,458 - They're all dead, with such prices! - Please, we are closing. 508 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:25,250 Let's go continue the evening somewhere else. 509 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:29,250 Yes. Let's go to a calm place and speak in peace. 510 00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:13,541 - I can't hear anything! - Me either. Speak louder! 511 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:16,666 - My ears are bleeding! - A mask for you. 512 00:43:16,875 --> 00:43:18,708 What is it? 513 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:21,875 How do I look? 514 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:25,833 - Oh, great! - I can't see anything. 515 00:43:26,041 --> 00:43:29,125 - Hi, Susanna! How are you? - Fine, and you? 516 00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:32,875 - Did you know I got married? - Really? 517 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:36,791 - Come, I'll introduce my husband. - Sure. Luciano, excuse me. 518 00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:42,416 Susanna! Susanna, I can't hear you. Speak louder! 519 00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:48,166 This time I will talk. I'm not afraid of that phone call now 520 00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:51,416 and I'm getting back a great joy of living. 521 00:43:51,625 --> 00:43:56,833 The mask gives me courage to say what I can't confess to you. 522 00:43:57,083 --> 00:44:02,375 I am in love with you. You say I have esp. 523 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:07,083 It's true, but maybe it goes beyond the limit of imagination. 524 00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:12,166 I know my future and yours, but I can't reveal it to you! 525 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:18,125 I can't? Yes, I can! I exist in your immediate future. 526 00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:23,375 I'll take you away. I'm dying to get along in bed with you. 527 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:28,166 You'll desire it too. It's written in the stars 528 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:32,083 which I can read perfectly! Love... 529 00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:38,000 I'm going. Goodbye, ma'am. Good evening. 530 00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:41,500 - Bye, Susanna. - Best wishes, Simona. See you! 531 00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:49,375 Did you change your mask? It's so ugly! 532 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:54,958 - Couldn't you choose a nicer one? - They insisted so much. 533 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:02,291 - Oh, God, who is it? - What are you doing? 534 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,875 - How did you get in? - Lino gave me the keys. 535 00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:09,000 You always receive people who bring coffee in bed like this? 536 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:15,166 I'm a bit nervous. No one ever brought me coffee in bed. 537 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:19,541 My dad woke me up with hammer beatings, Lino, by knifing me. 538 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:23,291 - I'm not used to coffee in bed. - My heart goes out to you. 539 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:27,916 It's a wonderful occasion. There's a bed, there's you and me. 540 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:32,208 - Let's see if something happens. - Absolutely nothing will happen. 541 00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:36,625 I've a lot of worries. I received a call from a guy... 542 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:41,583 They killed a man. The police questioned me. 543 00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:43,750 No, listen, I... 544 00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:47,000 I know. I'm ridiculous. 545 00:45:47,208 --> 00:45:50,916 They look like my granddad's underpants, but they're comfortable. 546 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:54,250 Underpants are out of style today. No one uses them anymore. 547 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:57,500 I don't know if you noticed it in movies. 548 00:45:57,708 --> 00:46:02,625 They don't wear underpants. What do you think about sex in movies? 549 00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:05,291 - Very uncomfortable. - Forget I mentioned it. 550 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:09,625 My granddad never wore those underwear. He didn't have money. 551 00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:13,250 - A difficult childhood? - My father was an alcoholic. 552 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:16,125 My mother worked in a brothel. 553 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:20,583 - What can I say? Some are born lucky. - I'm not complaining. 554 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:24,916 My mother loved me. But there's a lot of cynicism today. 555 00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:28,541 There are no sentiments anymore. When they make love today, 556 00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:32,958 women don't look at their husbands. They turn his photo around! 557 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,125 Why didn't Lino come? 558 00:46:37,333 --> 00:46:40,625 He wanted us to have a great time. 559 00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:43,875 Can we do it with words? Oh! It's late! 560 00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:48,125 Could I have a ride with your car? 561 00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:52,541 This is yours. It can't be mine! Let's hurry. 562 00:46:57,083 --> 00:47:01,041 It was embarrassing to be in the room with that girl. 563 00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:06,458 Why do you keep on playing these jokes? I'm nervous. 564 00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:11,958 I'm distracting you. You can't foresee a joke? 565 00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:15,583 I don't know if I'm a clairvoyant or an idiot. I should be blessed. 566 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,666 I'll please you right away. 567 00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:21,208 It's diabolical, son. 568 00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:24,416 Almost too incredible to tell. 569 00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:28,041 It's the second time in a month that you've raised prices. 570 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:32,708 It's all pure cotton, Father. There are burgundy ones too. 571 00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:34,750 Black! 572 00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:39,875 We're out of black socks, but we ordered them. 573 00:47:40,083 --> 00:47:43,500 - When are they arriving? - Here they are. 574 00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:45,958 - Thank goodness! - Put it here. 575 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:51,541 - We were lucky. - You must sign the delivery note. 576 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:54,916 - Just a moment. I'm busy. - Alright. 577 00:48:04,666 --> 00:48:09,208 Excuse me, Father... There must be a mistake! 578 00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:13,375 Sorry. His head is in the clouds. 579 00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:17,375 That is the sexy shop box. What did you do? 580 00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:21,791 - It's a joke you played on me. - Me? Would I ever play a joke? 581 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,333 No, never. Please! 582 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,958 I've always said that this Pope has very clear ideas. 583 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:36,208 Hello! Ecclesiastical clothing and sacred vestments. 584 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:40,250 No, you're wrong. There is no Persichetti here. 585 00:48:40,458 --> 00:48:44,041 - He is Persichetti. - Wait. I'll let you talk to him. 586 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:48,875 The sexy shop opened the box with the priest's clothes. What'll I say? 587 00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:51,708 - Not to wear them. - Hello? 588 00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:54,875 I am your guardian angel. 589 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:59,250 Now it's attorney Ubaldi's turn, and then it's your turn, too. 590 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:05,291 - Who is it? - The guardian angel! 591 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:11,541 The first time could be a coincidence. Not the second time. 592 00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:16,166 He said he'd kill me too! I haven't the courage to go to the police. 593 00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:19,458 The chief suspected that I was the culprit. 594 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:21,958 I must know what to do! 595 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:25,833 - Who is the next victim? - You, Mr. Ubaldi. 596 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:29,916 The voice said "Attorney Ubaldi, Via del Poggio 49A". 597 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:32,291 Me? 598 00:49:32,541 --> 00:49:37,541 - What are you saying? - The guardian angel said it. 599 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:43,333 Persichetti, you and your friend take your work lightly, 600 00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:48,083 and I can close an eye, but this joke is in very bad taste. 601 00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:51,416 Until now, everything turned out to be true. 602 00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:56,083 - What the hell do you want from me? - How can you not understand? 603 00:49:56,291 --> 00:50:00,375 - If you die, I'll die too. - Go away! 604 00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:04,708 Go away. You'll be added to those who will be fired! 605 00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:07,750 - Better than a coffin! - Go away! 606 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:10,458 Don't say I didn't warn you. 607 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:16,583 Persichetti, I can't arrest you without a precise accusation. 608 00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:20,166 Unfortunately, bothering a chief is not an offense. 609 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:25,416 If Ubaldi dies, it's my turn. I'm only safe in prison. 610 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:28,500 If he lives to be 100, you'll stay 100 years in jail? 611 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:32,416 I feel safe here. Let me stay with you tonight. 612 00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,375 I am going on a dangerous operation. 613 00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:39,416 - I am not in danger? - Persichetti, I know. 614 00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:42,791 Do you think I'm taking your case lightly? 615 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,750 I think of you even at night. Not in that sense. 616 00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:51,041 I don't understand why that madman keeps calling you. 617 00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:54,291 - I'll let you know soon. - Where? At the cemetery? 618 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:57,583 Persichetti, you are safe. Don't worry. 619 00:50:57,791 --> 00:51:01,625 All of your moves are watched. Want to know how often you go to the john? 620 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:06,250 Think what a bother it is to deal with this topic too. 621 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:10,375 I don't want to die, nor should Ubaldi die! 622 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:14,666 Attorney Ubaldi is being watched and you won't die! 623 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:17,750 Now leave before I start getting nervous. 624 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:21,875 - Otherwise you'll arrest me? - No! I'll kick you in the ass. 625 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:24,458 No, Mom. I wasn’t' talking to you. 626 00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:27,416 Late, Mom, late. I have a surprise. 627 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:30,125 Not a surprise for you! A surprise action. 628 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:34,958 Please. Fifty of us are going. Why should they shoot me? 629 00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:39,000 Yes, I have a bullet proof vest. I have the heavy one. 630 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,041 Hurry, let's get moving! 631 00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:59,666 They used to be easy interventions. 632 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:02,333 Gambling houses, elegant places and beautiful women. 633 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:05,041 Or some big shot who shit in his pants. 634 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:10,125 Now, Mafia, drugs, crimes, some deaths. What's here? 635 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:13,833 - Cartridges and machine guns. - Put them in the back! 636 00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:17,166 Ouch, darn it! Don't shoot. It's me! 637 00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:20,000 Chief, you can arrest me for being clandestine. 638 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,708 - I won't protest. - Should I stop? 639 00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:25,500 - No, it's late. - Where are we going? 640 00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:28,708 - To fuck off. - Then I'll wait for you in the car. 641 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:51,291 You stay here. They are drug traffickers 642 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:54,833 and don't want to joke around with us. Stay down! 643 00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:58,375 Chief, you can't leave me like this. 644 00:52:58,625 --> 00:53:02,583 I don't trust staying in the car. Chief! 645 00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:08,958 Return fire! 646 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:12,625 Go to the upper floor, pass from the back! 647 00:53:17,458 --> 00:53:19,958 They don't joke around, not even with me! 648 00:53:21,875 --> 00:53:24,000 Surrender! 649 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:28,333 Oh, God! 650 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:35,875 Thank heavens I fell on the flour. 651 00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:40,125 Why do they keep it here? It's humid. It'll get ruined. 652 00:53:44,541 --> 00:53:46,541 What a strange taste! 653 00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:55,833 - Stop! You're under arrest! - Come on! Put your glasses on. 654 00:53:56,041 --> 00:53:58,041 You have them on. Then take them off. 655 00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:00,708 - Impallomeni! - Yes, Chief. 656 00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:02,916 - Well? - Only two injured. 657 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:06,083 No trace of drugs though. 658 00:54:06,291 --> 00:54:09,083 It's strange. The information was clear. 659 00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:14,083 50 kilograms of cocaine. I'm sure it must be around here. 660 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:20,166 Love, love, take me tonight 661 00:54:20,416 --> 00:54:25,500 on the light wave, the light sea! 662 00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:27,791 Love, love! 663 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,625 Pull up. I know now. Everything is clear. 664 00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:37,541 - Come on, come on! - Easy, watch out! 665 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:43,416 What flour, Chief! What flour! 666 00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:54,500 He's more inside than outside. 667 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:59,708 "Marchetti Nicola". Look who is here! 668 00:55:02,541 --> 00:55:05,375 Brigadier, how many orders are there for imprisonment? 669 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:09,125 - We arrested eight. - This is the ninth. 670 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,666 "Persichetti Luciano"! Who put him here? 671 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:17,916 Me, Chief. I filled out the form. If you will sign it... 672 00:55:18,166 --> 00:55:21,500 Oh, God! Weren't you in the infirmary? 673 00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:25,416 I was dismissed. I'm well now. They gave me some Valium. 674 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:28,500 Detention of drugs. If you will sign... 675 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:32,458 You enabled us to find the drugs hideout. 676 00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:37,208 - I should give you a prize. - Oh, yes? May I choose? 677 00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:45,083 Spending the night here for you is a prize. For me it's a punishment. 678 00:55:45,291 --> 00:55:48,291 I have my habits, and there's my mother, too. 679 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:51,083 Please, don't make noise. She is a light sleeper. 680 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:54,208 Chief, you think that Ubaldi will die tonight? 681 00:55:54,416 --> 00:55:58,000 If I wasn't a police chief, I would hope so. 682 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:01,958 The idea that you'll still be here tomorrow devastates me. 683 00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:04,375 Here's the armchair. Good night. 684 00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:09,375 No, I... I don't want to bother, Chief. 685 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:13,666 - I talk in my sleep. - Even in your sleep you talk? 686 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,958 - What did I do to deserve this? - Pinuccio, is it you? 687 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:21,541 - Oh! Who is he? - Ma'am... 688 00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:24,458 - Excuse me, Mom. - Is he sleeping here? 689 00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:28,291 - He's a friend. He'll sleep here. - I see. 690 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,125 I was looking for company and... 691 00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:36,291 My Pinuccio, don't tire yourself out. You are delicate. 692 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:39,000 You had that disease when you were little. 693 00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:43,041 - Mom, don't worry. Go on. - Alright. Be careful. 694 00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:46,041 - Yes, Mommy. Good night. - Good night. 695 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:49,041 - Take care. - Go to sleep. 696 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:55,041 - Chief, what illness did you have? - Leprosy. 697 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:58,166 You are still in time to go, if you want. 698 00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:02,958 Chief, who do you think is the guardian angel? 699 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:07,916 As Luciano Persichetti, you can have at the most 3 personal enemies, 700 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:11,208 but as a member of the community, you have loads. 701 00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:17,083 Loads of madmen who hate you just because you're part of humanity. 702 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:21,541 Even if looking at you, I don't understand which part. 703 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:24,541 You don't suspect anyone? 704 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:28,291 They killed a shark who had more personal enemies 705 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:33,333 than hairs on his head. I suspect everyone, even you. 706 00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:37,791 We live in a society where who isn't suspected is dead. 707 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,458 You said nobody hates you and that you never hurt anyone. 708 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:44,666 - Exactly. - That's not true. 709 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:48,291 If someone is blackmailing you, without you realizing it, 710 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:51,416 you pissed off a madman who now wants revenge. 711 00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:54,000 You would leave me alone in this situation? 712 00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:56,458 He could kill me. 713 00:57:56,666 --> 00:58:00,250 You're not alone. You're alive and protected by us. 714 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:04,625 We are all in danger here. We're all afraid of being alone. 715 00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:07,041 Take for example fans at the stadium. 716 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:12,500 Among 100,000 people, one always yells "Nando! Nando!" 717 00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:15,208 He is afraid of being alone 718 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:18,083 among 99,999 people. 719 00:58:18,291 --> 00:58:20,416 Understand, Persichetti? 720 00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:25,416 The boy fell asleep! 721 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,291 In my bed! 722 00:58:30,458 --> 00:58:32,458 Move, at least! 723 00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:39,416 How wonderful! We crowned our day. 724 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,333 Listen... 725 00:58:55,541 --> 00:58:59,375 I've an appointment. Room number 14, please. 726 00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:01,541 At the end on the left. 727 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,583 Excuse me. 728 00:59:17,041 --> 00:59:18,750 Susanna! 729 00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:21,791 Luciano, I'm sorry if I had you come here, 730 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:25,083 but I didn't want it to happen in your house or in mine. 731 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:28,833 - What should happen? - I want you. 732 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:33,916 I want to be with you. Come. 733 00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:38,083 Excuse me a minute. 734 00:59:40,916 --> 00:59:43,208 - Morassi! What are you doing? - I want to see the end. 735 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:45,666 You're not a bit ashamed? 736 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:50,125 I came to see your end. I'm the guardian angel. 737 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,416 Come on, Morassi! What sort of joke is this? 738 00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:57,625 It's incredible. You thought I was an ordinary man, 739 00:59:57,833 --> 01:00:01,291 a ladies' man, superficial. Instead, I have fun killing. 740 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:06,458 Like all murderers, I'm unsusceptible. 741 01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:11,041 I'll be right there, Susanna! 742 01:00:18,541 --> 01:00:20,541 Luciano, what is going on? 743 01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:24,000 Excuse me, but... the door was open. 744 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:32,916 - Who is it? Paolo? - No, it can't be. 745 01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:35,125 Coffee! 746 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,333 You go, please. 747 01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:41,583 Wait, huh? 748 01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:53,875 Pretend nothing happened. It's a joke, just a joke. 749 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:59,458 I got carried away, and have more fun killing people. 750 01:00:59,666 --> 01:01:04,541 You can't imagine how irresistible your terrorized face is. 751 01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:08,916 I am the guardian angel. 752 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:12,958 I had a friend lend me his voice... 753 01:01:14,125 --> 01:01:15,916 But... 754 01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:22,625 Lino! 755 01:01:22,875 --> 01:01:26,000 - Luciano! - Susanna, excuse me a minute! 756 01:01:30,541 --> 01:01:34,250 It's not by chance you're in this hotel where I receive my clients. 757 01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:37,708 The voice on the phone was mine. 758 01:01:37,958 --> 01:01:42,291 You always refused me. Why? What don't you like about me? 759 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:46,666 You're worse than the others. People humiliated me, since I was a child. 760 01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:50,375 Now they humiliate me by paying me. But you humiliate me more, 761 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:54,166 because you don't even want me free. I haven't forgiven you. 762 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,666 I am the guardian angel. 763 01:01:59,125 --> 01:02:01,375 Well, Luciano? 764 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:11,291 Strange things are happening. 765 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:15,333 I saw Carla, and she said she's the guardian angel. 766 01:02:22,833 --> 01:02:27,791 You're wrong, love. I am the guardian angel. 767 01:02:28,791 --> 01:02:33,083 You have the premonitions, and I carry them out. 768 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,625 We are a perfect couple. 769 01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:50,458 It was inevitable that sooner or later you'd make a false move. 770 01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:54,208 But I'm not the type you can leave. 771 01:02:56,583 --> 01:03:01,166 You can't escape the revenge of the guardian angel. 772 01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:29,125 My love! We'll die together! 773 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:30,958 Excuse me. 774 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:36,500 My love! My love! 775 01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:39,625 Love... 776 01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:47,583 Excuse me, ma'am, but it's been a long time since... 777 01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:51,500 - Be quiet. I don't want to know. - Know what? 778 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:54,958 - For me, you've just slept. - In fact. 779 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:58,958 I was saying it's been a long time since I've slept like this. 780 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:03,041 Don't make the situation more serious. I'll explain later, Mom. 781 01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:07,083 If you want to have breakfast... 782 01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:10,208 I'd better go to the bathroom first. It's free. 783 01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:14,750 Yes, it's better. Excuse me, Chief. 784 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:18,666 My Pinuccio... 785 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:25,333 At least your brother chose to be a choreographer. But you... 786 01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:29,458 Me, what, Mom? Don't get strange ideas. I'll explain later. 787 01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:34,416 In Sweden, for example, certain things are normal. 788 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,750 What things, Mom? 789 01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:41,250 If you don't want to talk, I won't say a thing anymore. 790 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:45,083 But remember that a mother understands everything. 791 01:04:45,291 --> 01:04:49,041 - And forgives everything. - Alright. 792 01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:02,583 - Carla! - Hi! 793 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:06,041 - What are you doing here? - It was the last customer. 794 01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:09,625 I've enough money to open a dry cleaners shop! 795 01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:14,708 Now you'll lower your pants in front of me only to remove spots! 796 01:05:14,916 --> 01:05:18,416 - I'm happy for you. - It's a beautiful day! 797 01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:24,416 - We have an account pending. - He won't pay, and has debts. 798 01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:28,458 - Coming to the inauguration? - Yes, I am. 799 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:30,583 - You? - I'd love to. 800 01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:34,500 Then in 15 days. Bye! 801 01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:40,166 Dry cleaners stretch you clothes. I once took a sweater there 802 01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:43,708 and was given back a big skirt. - We'll go in our underpants! 803 01:05:50,791 --> 01:05:54,208 - Holy smokes! Is that how you brake? - I just thought of something. 804 01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:58,875 Again? Another premonition? I'll ask to be coupled with Morassi! 805 01:05:59,083 --> 01:06:01,083 - Will you do me a favor? - What? 806 01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:03,500 The first on the left is Via del Poggio. 807 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:09,458 Attorney Ubaldi lives at 49A. Can you see if anything happened? 808 01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:14,000 - Ubaldi? Why? - I'd feel reassured. 809 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:18,708 Alright, I'll go. Stay here and wait for me. 810 01:06:25,041 --> 01:06:27,416 I'll go find out and come right back! 811 01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:53,833 Run! They killed Ubaldi. The chief is looking for you. 812 01:06:54,041 --> 01:06:56,875 - He was with me all night! - They killed him this morning. 813 01:06:57,083 --> 01:06:59,333 - The doorman testified. - What did he say? 814 01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:03,541 That it was someone with a nose like yours! Let's run! 815 01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:07,916 Let me finish. Stop! 816 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:10,833 You stop. No one is looking for you! 817 01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:17,833 Stop! Luciano, it's a joke! 818 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:20,666 It's one big joke. None of it is true. 819 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,875 Ubaldi is fine. You were nervous. 820 01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:32,916 I did it to ease the tension, to give you a hand. Understand? 821 01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:38,000 - Darn you! - I'll make your eyes black and blue! 822 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:42,333 You'll need both your hands and your feet! 823 01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:45,458 Are you running away? Come here! 824 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:48,000 Where are you running? 825 01:07:49,416 --> 01:07:52,250 Let's go around the block and jump on the van. 826 01:07:52,458 --> 01:07:56,708 - We'll do some jogging too. - They'll bust our ass! 827 01:07:56,916 --> 01:07:58,791 I'll kill you! 828 01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:02,541 - Luciano! Luciano! - What is it? 829 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,958 They killed Ubaldi. Luisetti is here. 830 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:09,458 Lino! This is no longer a joke. It's being mean. 831 01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:12,541 You have no sense of limit. 832 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:17,500 Luisetti? You know what? Fuck off you and Luisetti! 833 01:08:17,708 --> 01:08:19,708 Very nice of you. Thanks. 834 01:08:19,916 --> 01:08:23,458 It was the least after what I did for you. 835 01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:27,416 Excuse me. I thought it was one of Lino's jokes. 836 01:08:28,666 --> 01:08:33,291 - Did Ubaldi seriously die? - Can a person die jokingly? 837 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,541 I don't know. 838 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:38,583 The guardian angel tricked us once again. 839 01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:43,958 - What happened? - This afternoon attorney Ubaldi, 840 01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:48,000 during his weekly game at the Tennis Club, 841 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:53,291 hurt his hand with a small nail on the tennis racket handle. 842 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,958 The officer controlling him didn't bother with it, 843 01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:03,208 but when Ubaldi came back from the locker room, he collapsed. 844 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,750 And he died. Definitively. 845 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:09,875 Everyone thought it was a heart attack, 846 01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:14,125 but I had the racket he played with, examined. 847 01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:18,083 It remained in the club's locker room for a week. 848 01:09:18,291 --> 01:09:22,000 I found out that someone had tampered with it. 849 01:09:22,708 --> 01:09:28,166 - Chief, you're looking at me? - I'm not cross-eyed. 850 01:09:28,375 --> 01:09:32,041 The small nail with which Ubaldi scratched himself 851 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:36,750 was full of a powerful poison. - Then I have to die, too! 852 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:41,500 Persichetti, we all must die, but not now. 853 01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:45,958 You must continue peacefully living and working 854 01:09:46,166 --> 01:09:48,666 as if nothing happened. 855 01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:53,416 The only way to deceive death... and I'm an expert... 856 01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:55,625 is to pretend nothing happened. 857 01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:59,833 Be brave. Soon our guardian angel will make a false move. 858 01:10:00,041 --> 01:10:03,750 - It's crazy! - You're telling me? 859 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:07,833 I am going to arrest a madman who shot at a crowd of lunatics 860 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:13,041 that had gathered to see the madman shooting. It's crazy! 861 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:16,333 Persichetti, don't make any false moves. 862 01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:21,625 See you. Don't say "at the cemetery"! I'm not sleeping with you anymore. 863 01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:28,000 - I'll only be saved if I kill myself. - Luciano, keep calm. 864 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:32,916 This matter can't go on forever. Maybe he won't call again. 865 01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:36,083 - Luciano, come to the phone! - Right! 866 01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:41,916 - Will you go, please? - Yes, but don't worry. 867 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,541 Yes? No, it's Lino. 868 01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:59,583 Yes. Yes... 869 01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:03,333 Yes. 870 01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,583 I'll tell him right way. 871 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:12,541 - I'm the next one? - No, Susanna... 872 01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:16,083 - Susanna no! - Keep calm. 873 01:11:16,291 --> 01:11:21,416 Susanna said to join her at this address. It's important. 874 01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:25,541 I wouldn't go. She's always in some kind of a mess. 875 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:28,083 You think an extra mess can ruin the average? 876 01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:42,333 I've the pleasure of introducing the Italian phenomenon. 877 01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:45,833 The man who will create sensation in the world. 878 01:11:46,041 --> 01:11:51,125 The man who offered to try our experiment 879 01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:55,250 of determination of the aura. Please, come. 880 01:11:56,166 --> 01:12:01,916 This device visualizes a person's bioenergetics aura. 881 01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:04,250 Now go behind the screen. 882 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:10,333 We'll have electric energy go through your body. 883 01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:14,625 You will feel a slight shock. 884 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:19,166 Please observe. 885 01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:25,666 We'll see the person's silhouette surrounded by a bioenergetics aura. 886 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,666 The greater the thickness of the aura, 887 01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:33,583 the greater the extra sensory perception of that person. 888 01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:35,791 You can proceed. 889 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,208 There. 890 01:12:39,416 --> 01:12:43,125 The current is going through the body of the person 891 01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:47,083 whose profile we are beginning to see, 892 01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:51,208 from which the typical halo of the aura will emerge. 893 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:54,708 The person we are examining today... 894 01:12:57,583 --> 01:12:59,583 ran away. 895 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:04,458 Luciano, I tried the experiment too. It's nothing! 896 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:09,041 You are all crazy! Do you think I'm a guinea pig? 897 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:12,833 - It's not dangerous. - It's all dangerous! 898 01:13:13,041 --> 01:13:16,791 Ubaldi really died, and after him, it's my turn! 899 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,291 Are you Persichetti? Lino is on the phone. 900 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,875 Lino, what is it now? 901 01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:25,375 What is it? 902 01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:32,083 It was the guardian angel! He said Carla Foscari is the next victim. 903 01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:35,916 Via Arbia 71. 904 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:40,958 We met her at the restaurant. She was about to open a dry cleaners shop. 905 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:46,041 Was it a real voice? It wasn't a psychic voice? 906 01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:50,250 Susanna, it was a real voice. Let me call the chief! 907 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,666 We can't waste time. Maybe we can save her. 908 01:13:53,916 --> 01:13:57,083 Take me to the E.R. I feel sick. 909 01:13:57,291 --> 01:13:59,666 - Where are we going? - In Via Arbia, right? 910 01:13:59,875 --> 01:14:02,125 - Then stop! - We've arrived? 911 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:07,041 - No, but I'm getting off! Stop! - It's an important test. 912 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:09,708 Don't you think I'm afraid? 913 01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:14,250 If we can save her, we'll call all the chiefs of the world. 914 01:14:14,458 --> 01:14:19,458 Who gives a darn about that girl! I have finished living! 915 01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:25,291 Maybe you talked to someone else and didn't understand. 916 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:29,750 Or that murdering madman calls to go on terrorizing you. 917 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,916 - Yeah! - Are you following me? 918 01:14:32,125 --> 01:14:36,458 Yes. He's following us, too! Want to bet he's the guardian angel? 919 01:14:36,666 --> 01:14:41,500 Don't get fixed on that. Not all those cars are following you. 920 01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:59,708 What if we go up and the murderer is waiting for us? 921 01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:03,583 I don't think he's that stupid. It's unlikely that he's still there. 922 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:08,000 It's possible. Maybe he called me to have me come here. 923 01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:11,125 He said he'd kill me. Please, let's leave. 924 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:15,750 - I don't mean anything to you? - You mean a lot, but why say that? 925 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,208 You are important for me, too. 926 01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:24,041 Maybe you don't have esp, but I want to go on believing it. 927 01:15:26,083 --> 01:15:28,500 I am sick of predicting deaths. 928 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:31,833 All I need is to work in a funeral home as informer! 929 01:15:32,041 --> 01:15:35,125 - Let's leave. - Go on. I'm going inside. 930 01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:37,250 No, wait. 931 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,750 After me. 932 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:42,541 It's open. 933 01:15:58,041 --> 01:16:00,166 It's open. 934 01:16:00,375 --> 01:16:04,958 She must have left. Let's leave and return later. 935 01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:08,625 - Let's go inside. - It's not very polite... 936 01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:12,916 Let's ring first, cough... Wait. 937 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:14,875 I'll go first. 938 01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:19,000 I'm the man, right? 939 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:32,708 Miss! Miss, we found the door open. 940 01:16:32,916 --> 01:16:35,333 So we took the liberty of... 941 01:16:37,416 --> 01:16:39,750 Luciano, watch out! 942 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:44,791 Light, brigadier! Block the exits. 943 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:52,416 I've nothing to do with it! I have electric powers now? 944 01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,375 - May I? - Please. 945 01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:57,291 Thank you. 946 01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:59,458 - May I? - Please. 947 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,750 It's monstrous! 948 01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,916 Who is it? 949 01:17:07,125 --> 01:17:11,541 The party alibi lady. Three deaths ago. Remember? 950 01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:16,416 - Who did it? - We heard the door open 951 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:19,583 and hoped the murderer had come back. 952 01:17:19,791 --> 01:17:23,875 Instead, it was this ball-breaker. Sorry, I mean this nose poker. 953 01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:27,291 We're still at this point? That guy keeps killing. 954 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:31,583 I may be the next one, and you don't know who it can be! 955 01:17:31,791 --> 01:17:35,833 I know that you're not the next one. We'll catch the murderer. 956 01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:41,375 - The rest isn't your business. - Will it be after my autopsy? 957 01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:46,041 I already feel like a corpse! I feel the murderer breathing down my neck! 958 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:50,666 Maybe he's waiting for me downstairs. There he is! The murderer! 959 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:54,833 Murderer? He's the policeman following you. 960 01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:58,958 So... I can't remember what question I was to ask. 961 01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:03,541 Oh! Could you tell me... You're not obligated... 962 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:09,541 how you got here? - The usual call, right? 963 01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:13,041 - At the Convention Room. - Was this lady there too? 964 01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:18,500 Yes. I saw him on the phone, but couldn't hear what he was saying. 965 01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:21,083 I'm beginning to think it's all true. 966 01:18:21,291 --> 01:18:25,666 Until now, I thought it was just a parapsychology phenomenon. 967 01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:28,458 Parapsychology? 968 01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:31,833 Could you explain that, madam? Explain it. 969 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,166 Explain everything from the beginning. 970 01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:39,166 - In 1880... - What did you say? In 1880? 971 01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:42,916 In America, the Fox sisters discovered that man 972 01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:45,333 had extra sensory perception. 973 01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:50,916 Studies in Italy were made by Lombroso, and in France by Richet. 974 01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:56,208 They are Nobel prize winners. We can't say they're charlatans. 975 01:18:56,416 --> 01:18:59,583 I would never dare say that. Just a moment. 976 01:18:59,791 --> 01:19:04,500 Brigadier, go to the pharmacy and get two tubes of Serenol. 977 01:19:04,708 --> 01:19:09,333 This one. The situation is not easy. 978 01:19:09,541 --> 01:19:12,291 - Where were we? - In 1880. 979 01:19:12,541 --> 01:19:15,958 Oh! Have them give you three. 980 01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:21,583 Nothing happened before 1880? I must know for the pills... 981 01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:28,708 Lino, let's hurry. The two girls are waiting. 982 01:19:28,916 --> 01:19:32,166 If we don't get there in time, we'll find them at the cemetery. 983 01:19:32,375 --> 01:19:34,666 I'll be right there. 984 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:37,875 - Luciano, how are you? - I couldn't be any worse. 985 01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:42,875 - They put you with Morassi. - Come back to work with us. 986 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:46,333 I still feel weak. I was given a sleeping therapy. 987 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:49,625 I spent a week in a clinic. But I'm afraid of breathing. 988 01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:52,125 You were wrong in taking a leave of absence. 989 01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:54,875 You should have returned to work. 990 01:19:55,083 --> 01:19:58,291 I feel burdened with all the tragedies of the world. 991 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:02,291 If I cross the street, black cats scratch their balls. 992 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:07,083 You're right in being worried. But don't exaggerate. 993 01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:11,041 - Why not? - He doesn't look like a nice guy. 994 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:15,375 You think the guardian angel isn't following the man following me? 995 01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:19,708 There's a crowd. I'll be arrested for unauthorized demonstration. 996 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:24,166 Don't think about it. Can't you find any distraction? Come with me. 997 01:20:25,583 --> 01:20:29,583 What if I set up a date with that girl tonight? 998 01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:32,583 She has such an expressive face... Would you come? 999 01:20:32,791 --> 01:20:35,000 - I don't think so. - You see? 1000 01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:38,583 Concentrate on those pants full of rear end. 1001 01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:42,541 I have a pain here. It must be my wisdom tooth. 1002 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:46,625 Or a premonition? Then I'll concentrate. 1003 01:20:48,375 --> 01:20:51,166 Luciano, this fabric is like... 1004 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,375 - How dare you? - Excuse me. 1005 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:58,208 See that it wasn't a toothache? It's proof that you're a clairvoyant! 1006 01:20:58,416 --> 01:21:01,125 And that you're a bastard. 1007 01:21:01,333 --> 01:21:04,291 Come on. If you order a "calzone" here, they give you a pizza. 1008 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:08,541 - Yes? - I've finished my Serenol. 1009 01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:12,583 - Can I have it with no prescription? - Sure, Persichetti. 1010 01:21:12,791 --> 01:21:14,791 - I know you. - Thank you. 1011 01:21:16,458 --> 01:21:19,375 - Oh, God! - Hey, Persichetti! 1012 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:24,000 Have your nerves cured. I went to your home but you were gone. 1013 01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:26,708 So I thought you were surely at the pharmacy. 1014 01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:30,750 - Yes, I'm here. You want something? - Yes, thanks. I'll take advantage. 1015 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:32,916 A Valium. Double. 1016 01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:38,000 Could I have a double Valium for the chief? Put it on my bill. 1017 01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:40,625 - Listen, Persichetti. - What is it? 1018 01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:47,041 I think we found your guardian angel. 1019 01:21:48,625 --> 01:21:51,625 - It's great news. - Let's not get too enthusiastic. 1020 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:55,541 - 90% that we found him. - Really? Who is he? 1021 01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:59,250 You know this man? 1022 01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:05,708 It's a photograph of San Filippo, the school I attended. 1023 01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:08,458 - That's me. - Do you know him? 1024 01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:11,250 The one circled in red. 1025 01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:16,041 He's my desk companion. This marked one... 1026 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,666 - Vannichelli, Aristide Vannichelli. - Yes! 1027 01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:24,291 He's a paranoid murderer with telephone manias. We got him. 1028 01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:29,250 He hasn't confessed yet, but he doesn't have an alibi. 1029 01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:33,583 I managed to talk to one of your teachers. 1030 01:22:33,791 --> 01:22:36,791 He said that you and Vannichelli hated each other. 1031 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:41,000 You put mice in his snacks, and copied his tests. 1032 01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:43,791 You two once got in a fight. 1033 01:22:44,041 --> 01:22:48,833 Vannichelli is your guardian angel. It's just a matter of time, 1034 01:22:49,041 --> 01:22:53,750 and the absurd puzzle of this situation will fit into place. 1035 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:58,541 We were lucky. This time the madman is an ordinary person. 1036 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:03,083 - If only it were true, Chief! - It is true. 1037 01:23:03,333 --> 01:23:07,208 Don't always be so pessimistic. Shall we celebrate? Let's celebrate! 1038 01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:10,833 - Let's go to dinner together. - May we have the medicines, please? 1039 01:23:11,041 --> 01:23:13,791 - Is my Valium in there? - Yes. 1040 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,000 We already have assets together. We're almost engaged. 1041 01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:20,625 To save my life I'd even have a boy with you. 1042 01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:25,083 Don't exaggerate. I was joking. Maybe a little girl. 1043 01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:30,541 - May I have a coffee, please? - Right away. 1044 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:34,125 - Tomorrow you're back on duty, huh? - Yes. 1045 01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:38,666 - I heard that you weren't well. - I had a nervous breakdown. 1046 01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:42,500 I hope your desire to work has come back too. 1047 01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:46,750 Are you happy about coming back to work? 1048 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:51,625 - It's what I needed. - You always had breakfast here, 1049 01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:55,291 always with us. You could at least have been paid! 1050 01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:58,583 They caught the guardian angel. You've no more excuses. 1051 01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:02,000 Let's hope he confesses, and right away. 1052 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:05,541 If I hadn't gone to school, nothing would have happened. 1053 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:09,291 I found the ideal companion! She does not talk and makes love when I want. 1054 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:13,500 Your right hand. No, the left. He's left-handed. 1055 01:24:13,708 --> 01:24:16,125 - Persichetti, on the phone! - Who is it? 1056 01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:20,833 - Mr. Paolo. - He'll say to stop taking Serenol. 1057 01:24:21,041 --> 01:24:23,041 Who is calling you here? 1058 01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:26,708 - Who is Paolo? - His girlfriend's husband. 1059 01:24:26,916 --> 01:24:30,375 - She's pregnant? Look at him. - What's wrong with him? 1060 01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:34,083 - Luciano! Oh, God! He fainted. - Is he having an epileptic attack? 1061 01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:37,500 Let's pull him up and call 113. 1062 01:24:37,708 --> 01:24:41,125 - No, call an ambulance. - We'd better haul him in the car. 1063 01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:45,750 I have a flat tire, but if we go slowly... It's downhill. 1064 01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:48,916 If you kick me up to the hospital, I can roll down myself. 1065 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,541 - Let's pull him up. - Come on! 1066 01:24:52,625 --> 01:24:54,666 A cognac, please. 1067 01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:58,083 - Who was it? - The guardian angel. 1068 01:24:58,291 --> 01:25:01,708 - They didn't catch him? - Evidently not. 1069 01:25:01,916 --> 01:25:04,333 What did he say to you? 1070 01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:07,208 He said you're next, and then it's my turn. 1071 01:25:07,416 --> 01:25:11,750 Me? Are you kidding? This is a heavy joke! 1072 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,791 I'm not afraid. I don't believe it! 1073 01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:18,250 - What are you doing? - Excuse me. 1074 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:22,208 I peed in my pants 3 times. Save me, have pity. 1075 01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:26,041 I'll give you surveillance. Please, go away now. 1076 01:25:26,250 --> 01:25:29,166 But... May I stay with you tonight? 1077 01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:33,416 Do you think my home is the Grand Hotel? You're not in danger! 1078 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:35,625 Go away! 1079 01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:39,958 - Hello? - We'll spend the night together... 1080 01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:41,583 Go away! 1081 01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:44,333 Is it that friend, or another one? 1082 01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:49,166 No, Mom. It's another one. I mean... I'll explain later. 1083 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:53,083 Go away or I'll remove surveillance! Go on! 1084 01:25:53,291 --> 01:25:56,833 - I will obey. - Mom, what is it now? 1085 01:25:57,083 --> 01:26:02,333 - Bring a liter of fresh milk. - Mom, I don't like milk. 1086 01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:06,875 It's good for you. Drinking milk kills germs. 1087 01:26:07,125 --> 01:26:11,875 It's hard to convince them to drink it, very hard. 1088 01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:17,791 I'll ask the guy following us for a ride. He's going to my house. 1089 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,750 - We are very bad off. - What've I got to do with it? 1090 01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:23,500 What about me? I thought of everything! 1091 01:26:23,708 --> 01:26:27,708 When Luisetti told me the murderer was a school mate, 1092 01:26:27,916 --> 01:26:31,916 it seemed logical. But it wasn't true! 1093 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:36,250 Luisetti made a mistake. I am afraid. What now? 1094 01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:40,375 You get used to fear. You go home, look under the bed, 1095 01:26:40,583 --> 01:26:43,208 check everywhere, and don't sleep at night. 1096 01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:48,000 I don't want to become crazy. I'll pack a suitcase and leave! 1097 01:26:48,208 --> 01:26:51,666 If I had done so right away, I'd have spared lots of trouble. 1098 01:26:51,875 --> 01:26:55,083 Luciano, I'm running away. Pretend it's no big deal. 1099 01:26:55,291 --> 01:26:59,791 - Yes. See you tomorrow. - Bye. 1100 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:03,416 - Excuse me. - Please. 1101 01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:07,875 - May I have a ride home? - I'm going the other way. 1102 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:38,625 The incidents that occurred to Luciano Persichetti 1103 01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:43,291 are proof of his capacity to sense crime events 1104 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:46,041 in advance. 1105 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,708 - Who is it? - It's me. Open! 1106 01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:07,166 Something terrible happened. 1107 01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:10,250 There was an explosion in Lino's home, maybe gas. 1108 01:28:10,458 --> 01:28:13,208 - How is Lino? - He's in the hospital. 1109 01:28:13,416 --> 01:28:15,666 - I'll get ready in a minute. - Yes. 1110 01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:23,083 It could have been a lot worse. You barely made it. 1111 01:28:23,291 --> 01:28:26,750 - He wanted to kill me. - How is he? 1112 01:28:26,958 --> 01:28:29,083 He underwent a small operation 1113 01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:32,708 because of traumatic ablations of the didymis and epididymis. 1114 01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:35,708 He's putting it that way, but they removed a ball. 1115 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:38,916 - Lino, there's a lady... - Don't worry about me. 1116 01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:44,708 I was fond of it. I can't have twins anymore. 1117 01:28:44,958 --> 01:28:48,625 The guardian angel has gone senile. 1118 01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:52,375 I met Luisetti. He seemed happy. 1119 01:28:52,625 --> 01:28:54,291 It's true. 1120 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:58,708 This time he made a mistake. He could be wrong again. 1121 01:28:58,958 --> 01:29:01,791 You know what saddens me the most? 1122 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:06,000 I removed the bolts from Morassi's former van. 1123 01:29:06,208 --> 01:29:09,833 I can't see the face of who gets on it, 1124 01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:13,083 when the four wheels will detach simultaneously. 1125 01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,666 This must be another girl. 1126 01:29:15,875 --> 01:29:19,666 They want to make sure that Lino didn't lose his best part. 1127 01:29:19,875 --> 01:29:24,666 Hello! Yes, he's here. Just a minute. Luciano, for you. 1128 01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:27,375 - Who is it? - The police. 1129 01:29:27,625 --> 01:29:29,625 -. Are you sure? - Yes. 1130 01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:35,833 - Hello? - I'm Brigadier Perluso. 1131 01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:39,958 Chief Luisetti wants to see you at the factory. 1132 01:29:40,166 --> 01:29:43,958 You must come right away. He discovered the mystery. 1133 01:29:44,166 --> 01:29:46,708 He specifically asks that you come alone. 1134 01:29:46,916 --> 01:29:50,166 Don't speak to anyone about this or you risk ruining everything. 1135 01:29:50,416 --> 01:29:53,666 - What did the chief say? - He discovered everything, 1136 01:29:53,875 --> 01:29:56,958 but said not to tell anyone. Oh, God, I told you! 1137 01:29:57,166 --> 01:30:00,791 - Ok, but I won't tell you where. - You can. I'm coming with you. 1138 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:04,208 No. This time I'm doing it my way. You stay here. 1139 01:30:04,416 --> 01:30:07,791 You'd leave me now that we're getting close to solving the mystery? 1140 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,666 - He said to go by myself. - I will accompany you! 1141 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:21,041 - He said it's a secret. - How will you go without me? 1142 01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:25,375 - I'll find out that secret, too. - Let's have the tv news announce it. 1143 01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:59,708 Chief! Chief Luisetti! 1144 01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:05,041 Chief! Don't move. 1145 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:06,958 Chief! 1146 01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:09,583 Isn't the watchguard here? 1147 01:31:09,791 --> 01:31:13,416 The watchguard isn't here. He must be with Chief Luisetti. 1148 01:31:14,625 --> 01:31:18,583 The factory is big and there are many entrances. 1149 01:31:18,791 --> 01:31:20,875 Shall we honk? 1150 01:31:21,125 --> 01:31:24,166 I don't like this. We had better go. 1151 01:31:24,416 --> 01:31:26,666 Chief! 1152 01:31:26,875 --> 01:31:28,875 I even forgot my Serenol. 1153 01:31:29,125 --> 01:31:34,000 There's an open door. Maybe he's in there. 1154 01:31:34,208 --> 01:31:35,708 The watchguard? 1155 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:39,583 I'll take a look, but each time 1156 01:31:39,791 --> 01:31:42,375 we've always found gyps behind open doors. 1157 01:31:44,291 --> 01:31:48,708 Meanwhile, turn the engine on in case we have to run. 1158 01:31:48,916 --> 01:31:51,833 - Watch out. - Wait. 1159 01:32:16,875 --> 01:32:18,458 Chief! 1160 01:32:34,916 --> 01:32:38,916 Chief, it's me, Persichetti. Chief! 1161 01:32:39,875 --> 01:32:42,458 I'm here. Where are you going? 1162 01:33:17,125 --> 01:33:20,041 - Susanna, is it you? - Welcome, Luciano. 1163 01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:22,791 I am your guardian angel. 1164 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:28,291 I know you're not pleased to hear me, but it's the last time. 1165 01:33:28,541 --> 01:33:33,708 It's useless to try and escape. My predictions always come true. 1166 01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:39,208 I have news for you. The next victim is Luciano Persichetti. 1167 01:33:39,458 --> 01:33:43,916 As happened with the others, you won't save him either. 1168 01:34:14,666 --> 01:34:16,666 I am tied. 1169 01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:24,916 Oh! Good thing you always do extra time! 1170 01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:27,041 Free me. We're in danger! 1171 01:34:28,333 --> 01:34:32,291 Not exactly. You are in danger. 1172 01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:36,958 - You? - Me. 1173 01:34:37,166 --> 01:34:39,625 But you won't be able to tell anyone, 1174 01:34:39,833 --> 01:34:42,208 nor will they ever figure it out. 1175 01:34:46,083 --> 01:34:51,250 Imbecile! See what an imbecile you are? 1176 01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:56,666 Now you'll die sliced up. By whom? By a dreary accountant. 1177 01:34:56,916 --> 01:35:00,333 But accountants keep accounts, follow money going in, going out, 1178 01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:02,541 and prepare pay checks. 1179 01:35:02,750 --> 01:35:05,958 Gustavelli? A certain number of promissory notes not postponed, 1180 01:35:06,166 --> 01:35:08,541 a certain number of hammer blows on the head. 1181 01:35:08,750 --> 01:35:12,875 Attorney Ubaldi? A certain number of humiliations in front of employees, 1182 01:35:13,125 --> 01:35:16,208 a certain number of poison drops in the tennis racket handle. 1183 01:35:16,458 --> 01:35:19,041 Carla Foscari? 1184 01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:25,041 A certain number of remarks on sex, a certain number of electric shocks. 1185 01:35:25,791 --> 01:35:28,791 And then they say that accountants have no imagination! 1186 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,208 Never the same weapon twice! 1187 01:35:31,458 --> 01:35:35,041 - What've I got to do with this? - Very much. 1188 01:35:35,250 --> 01:35:39,458 You always participated in the jokes that idiot Lino played. 1189 01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:42,791 - For only a few jokes... - Jokes? 1190 01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:46,250 Putting a firecracker money bill in my pocket is a joke? 1191 01:35:46,541 --> 01:35:51,083 - For a pair of pants... - No, for what was inside! 1192 01:35:51,333 --> 01:35:53,833 Ok, for an ass! 1193 01:35:54,083 --> 01:35:59,333 For what was in the pocket, a winning lottery ticket! 1194 01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:03,875 300 million, the first and last time in my life! 1195 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:06,166 Imbecile! 1196 01:36:06,375 --> 01:36:10,583 Let's be reasonable! How could we know? 1197 01:36:10,791 --> 01:36:14,416 Nor could I know that Mr. Ubaldi 1198 01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:17,750 had requested that I be fired 1199 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:21,750 because of your idiotic joke of the pen that squirts upside down. 1200 01:36:21,958 --> 01:36:27,125 Thirty years of service, and I must leave tomorrow. 1201 01:36:27,333 --> 01:36:30,958 Then Ubaldi showed that I'm crazy. 1202 01:36:31,166 --> 01:36:33,500 He was right. 1203 01:36:33,708 --> 01:36:37,916 At first I feared you would die from fright. 1204 01:36:39,083 --> 01:36:41,250 I enjoyed watching you, 1205 01:36:41,500 --> 01:36:46,375 observing your terror as the situation continued. 1206 01:36:47,291 --> 01:36:49,708 You could have gotten life in prison, 1207 01:36:49,916 --> 01:36:54,166 you could have been electrocuted by that girl's electric chair. 1208 01:36:55,541 --> 01:36:59,541 The intervention of that parapsychic idiotic was perfect. 1209 01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:02,666 She is convinced that you have certain powers. 1210 01:37:05,250 --> 01:37:07,250 Powers! 1211 01:37:10,333 --> 01:37:14,166 Think what will happen to you in a few centimeters? 1212 01:37:15,333 --> 01:37:19,458 Imagine the pain you will feel. 1213 01:37:19,666 --> 01:37:23,416 That's it. You'll tell the magistrate the rest. 1214 01:37:23,625 --> 01:37:26,791 - Susanna! Where is Susanna? - I declare you under arrest. 1215 01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:30,208 - Stop the saw first! - Oh, right! 1216 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:33,833 If you hadn't called me, 1217 01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:37,833 he would really have killed him. - Luckily I followed them! 1218 01:37:38,083 --> 01:37:41,708 May we continue talking at the Intensive Care center? 1219 01:37:41,958 --> 01:37:43,958 I think it's a reasonable proposal. 1220 01:37:44,166 --> 01:37:49,291 Where's Susanna? If you even scratched her, you're dead! 1221 01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:03,000 Where are you shooting? I can't see jack shit! 1222 01:38:03,208 --> 01:38:05,375 Don't shoot! Everyone out! 1223 01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:19,000 Susanna! 1224 01:38:23,875 --> 01:38:25,708 You are under arrest! 1225 01:38:25,916 --> 01:38:30,333 You still don't understand that I'm innocent. Go! Go! 1226 01:38:30,541 --> 01:38:33,375 - Chief! - Find shelter! 1227 01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:37,625 You are my shelter. You have a bullet-proof vest. 1228 01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:52,500 - Paolo! - Shut up! 1229 01:38:52,708 --> 01:38:55,375 Get in! 1230 01:38:56,250 --> 01:39:00,000 Send out the alarm and block the gate! 1231 01:39:03,166 --> 01:39:06,458 Chief, forget it. It won't get to the gate. 1232 01:39:18,375 --> 01:39:22,833 It stopped for real! So you really do have esp. 1233 01:39:23,041 --> 01:39:25,916 No, we just lucked out. 1234 01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:30,000 Paolo! Paolo, are you hurt? 1235 01:39:31,416 --> 01:39:34,208 - Does it hurt? - No, it's just a scratch. 1236 01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:37,458 - How are you? - Fine. Don't worry. 1237 01:39:37,708 --> 01:39:42,708 I don't mean to be finicky, but if Luciano who hears voices has esp, 1238 01:39:42,916 --> 01:39:46,750 then I who materialize a bullet that nicks my arm 1239 01:39:46,958 --> 01:39:50,833 am a genius of parapsychology? - You were right. 1240 01:39:51,041 --> 01:39:53,625 Who is that madman? A factory employee? 1241 01:39:53,833 --> 01:40:00,000 The guardian angel was the accountant. It's not even fun. 1242 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:10,125 Come. Let's go to my house. My mother made pasta with broccoli. 1243 01:40:10,333 --> 01:40:12,875 You and I have ruined our reputation, anyway. 1244 01:40:13,083 --> 01:40:18,333 Was the illness you had as a boy... mumps? 1245 01:40:18,541 --> 01:40:20,958 Yes, but a light form.